Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Top 10 Reasons Why Life is Great When You're on a Soap Opera

Dear Sally (my diarie's name I just gave her),

I have been pondering some pretty complex things in my mind this evening and I ran acrossed a thought,soap opera stars must have exceedingly spectacular lives and here are 10 reasons why:

10. If your soap opera that you were luckily casted in turns out to be a hit for cat ladies, women who were born in the 50's, and recently divorced/layed off women who actually watch daytime television, then you have a set job for life.

9. You are famous, but not the annoying famous where paparazzi stalk you and your children non stop. You can live a normal life.

8. You get payed shall we say more than us midddle/lower classers for life.

7. You get to make out or "fake bang" with hot people, numerous sexy hot people. Sometimes both sexes now adays.

6. If you are on a soap opera you imediately get put on the top of a cougar's bucket list.

5. You still get to go to things like The Emmy's and rub shoulders with the A-listers.

4. You can age and the writers just make it part of the show.

3. You can be a bad actor and it doesn't matter because you are preaching to the choir.

2. You always have an open invite to be or even star in a lifetime made for tv movie.

1. You get to film cheesy Christmas episodes every year.

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