Dear Sally (my diarie's name I just gave her),
I have been pondering some pretty complex things in my mind this evening and I ran acrossed a thought,soap opera stars must have exceedingly spectacular lives and here are 10 reasons why:
10. If your soap opera that you were luckily casted in turns out to be a hit for cat ladies, women who were born in the 50's, and recently divorced/layed off women who actually watch daytime television, then you have a set job for life.
9. You are famous, but not the annoying famous where paparazzi stalk you and your children non stop. You can live a normal life.
8. You get payed shall we say more than us midddle/lower classers for life.
7. You get to make out or "fake bang" with hot people, numerous sexy hot people. Sometimes both sexes now adays.
6. If you are on a soap opera you imediately get put on the top of a cougar's bucket list.
5. You still get to go to things like The Emmy's and rub shoulders with the A-listers.
4. You can age and the writers just make it part of the show.
3. You can be a bad actor and it doesn't matter because you are preaching to the choir.
2. You always have an open invite to be or even star in a lifetime made for tv movie.
1. You get to film cheesy Christmas episodes every year.
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